Tuesday, November 25, 2008
This may be the pot calling the kettle black, but I really don't understand online casino players. A good lot of us online poker players have the (often delusional) belief that we can win this game on sheer skill alone, but the online casino players have no such reality-based delusions. If they think they can beat a slot machine, live or online, with anything resembling skill, they are either batshit crazy or completely in denial. But there is one reason to play either online poker or online casino games that is wholly legitimate, albeit in moderation: Entertainment. There is without a doubt something entertaining on betting your hard earned pesos on a spin of a wheel or the turn of a card, and if you can afford to pay, you can afford to play.
And that's where CasinoTop10.net comes in. For those financially conscious among us (no, not you), Casino Top 10 offers free flash casino games directly online, including slots, blackjack, and my personal nemesis, Roulette. You can't beat the price and it's a fine time killer. It also isn't bad for newbies unfamiliar with some common casino games, although for my buck, I'd rather teach them poker, if for no other reason than increasing the pool of fishies. But, hey, if they want to learn that doubling your bet in Roulette each losing spin is not necessarily a good strategy, try out CasinoTop10, instead of losing hundreds of dollars like I did. Don't you judge me.
And if you think you can win at casino via skill, CasinoTop10.net has some a casino strategy page for you. The page provides basic rules as well as more complicated strategies for a variety of games including, I shit you not, Bingo. To be frank, as soon as I'm done typing this, I'm going to read over that Bingo strategy one more time. After all, I'm stuck at low-stakes Bingo, so a little bit of studying might give me that big win I need to break into the higher stakes.
So, casino players, more power to you. You may just enjoy entertainment or you may be delusional, but either way, you're a gambler and that makes you my people.
Until next time, make mine poker!
posted by Jordan @ 3:11 PM,