Contest: $11 for Your Dirty Thoughts
Monday, January 21, 2008
A coworker and I were chatting about our weekends when my boss overheard the conversation. At the time, my coworker was telling me about the bachelor party he attended at the Penthouse Club in NYC. The high-class strip club features a highly-regarded steakhouse. He was talking about the large amount of money needed and my boss pops in, "Talking about casinos?" He knows me too well. My coworker explained what we were actually discussing, and while the conversation between the three of us continued, I thought of a bunch of offcolor comments that I just could not make in a work setting. But I can make them here. So, here goes the littany of comments I thought of but couldn't say. If you can think of some more, feel free to add. In fact, the best one gets $11 to enter a Mookie of their choice! In fact, I'll add them to my list as the day wares on. Three participants minimum for the contest to go into effect. Maximum five entries per person.
- Penthouse Club. Come for the Steak, Stay for the Fish!
- Penthouse Club. How about a little Prime Rib before that Roast Beef!
- Penthouse Club. Our meat is dry-aged, and so is our steaks!
- Do they make crotch-shaped hair nets?
Until next time, make mine poker!
posted by Jordan @ 12:50 PM,
15 Comments:
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At 1:11 PM,
Pokerwolf said...
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Penthouse Club. Our steaks aren't the only thing we give a rub.
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At 1:14 PM,
said...
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Mmmm, New York strips.
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At 1:46 PM,
kurokitty said...
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Penthouse Club. Where a dollar gets you the best seat in town!
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At 2:02 PM,
BadBlood said...
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Penthouse Club Steaks - that ain't horse radish.
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At 3:11 PM,
4dbirds said...
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Penthouse Club Steaks - Our pink is not rare.
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At 4:07 PM,
StB said...
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Our steaks aren't the only thing you will want to snatch.
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At 4:17 PM,
Jordan said...
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My addendums don't count toward the contest, but I still felt like sharing:
Steak for dinner, Hair Pie for dessert! -
At 5:02 PM,
PokahDave said...
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Penthouse club :
The best beef for certain....
if not the best beef curtains.... -
At 6:18 PM,
KenP said...
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Yes, we know our club is expensive but you can't meet Jordan's missus any cheaper. Trust us on that.
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At 7:01 PM,
David Westbay said...
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Penthouse Club: Where you WANT the House Special to land in your lap.
Penthouse Club: There's more sizzlin' here than just the steaks. -
At 9:56 PM,
said...
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Penthouse Club: We're working to keep you that way.
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At 9:58 PM,
said...
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Dammit, I can't believe I screwed it up!!!
Ok, let's try it again:
Penthouse Club: Working HARD to keep you that way.
I'm such a tard. -
At 3:22 AM,
said...
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Penthouse Club: You can beat our prices...but you can't beat our meat (or yours).
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At 9:46 AM,
MattyEbs said...
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Penthouse Club: We have Brazilian, Argentinian and Local New York strip...and you can also get Steak.
Penthouse club: The only thing better than Steak and Potatoes is Steak and po-tang
Penthouse Club: Where boys become men and cows become meat
Penthouse Club: Where you'll need to unbutton your pants for two reasons
I'll save my fifth for later when I've really had a chance to think about it. The second is my personal fav -
At 10:09 AM,
ScottMcM said...
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Penthouse Club: Helping more men say smell my fingers daily
