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Sunday, March 25, 2007
The following is a paid review of TripJax.
If you are looking for a cool blog, with lots of in depth poker reporting, strategy and higher level thinking, written by a blogger with sharp poker and writing skills and more than an ounce of humor, keep looking! Because TripJax.com is DEFINITELY not it.
Reading TripCrap's most recent post, a live-blog of the fall of the Berlin wall, really reminded me how crappy a blog could be. Sure, I was happy reading the craptastic postulates of other bloggers, but once I got knee deep in the horse shit that is TripSux, I learned a new respect for wasting time, braincells and electrons on utter claptrap.
It's not that TripDookie actually sucks. It's that he doesn't even rise to the level of suck. Cliche's abound, like the TripWife, TripKids, TripMobile, TripTrip, TripTurnips, and TripHackWriting.
But if one crappy blogger is not enough, stay tuned, cause there's more. If TripLoser's once-a-year posts aren't meaty for you, enjoy some of the lush companion pieces written by blogger caddy to the stars, DNasty. DNothing, short for Do Nothing, has joined the cast at TripShit, giving you two poor poker players, writers, and excuses for human beings for the price of one...the price being free, although from my vantage point they should pay me to read this crap.
So, strap on the nipple clamps and cram that dominatrix's high heel right into your apple sack, because if you are sitting down to some JipTrax, you've got to be a masochist.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Until next time, make mine anything but TripJax!
Disclosure: This has been a paid advertisement of TripJax.com. Both TripJax and High on Poker are subsidiaries of American Entertainment Pavilion, Corp., a subdivision of AOL/Time Warner. All opinions expressed throughout this post have not been influenced by the financial relationship between TripJax and High on Poker.
posted by Jordan @ 8:11 PM,
8 Comments:
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At 11:20 PM,
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Good stuff!
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At 12:19 AM,
Wolverine Fan said...
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Man, not only Tripjax but Dnasty, too. Two for the price of one, I guess.
So what prompted this expose`? -
At 4:28 AM,
KrazyBangs said...
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Wow, finally a review I can use! And it's not even April 1st!...
Nice change in posts, whp gets credit for the idea? -
At 8:03 AM,
Pokerwolf said...
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Thanks for making me try not to sound like a laughing hyena at work.
Kudos, bro. Big kudos. Well done. -
At 8:15 AM,
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Are you really as high as Gcox says, tell me it ain't so? Man, keep on bringing the humor. Today was a great day to be laughing my arse off.
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At 9:44 AM,
Jordan said...
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Krazy, it was sorta my brainchild after reading a few ad posts. I figured that the ad posts generally stink, so why not do one that'd be fun. We can advert for each other while just tearing into each other. I'm glad you liked it. I didn't even realize April Fool's was coming up until late last night.
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At 5:24 PM,
cmitch said...
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Triptastic post. I keep waiting to see Papa Trip and Tripette over in Tripland.
Looking forward to the HOP ad on Tripjax.com -
At 10:18 PM,
Heavy Critters said...
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FINALLY! Someone agrees with me!
EXCELLENT review!!
Oh, wait, I LOVE Trip Jax!
Never mind...
