A Missed Line (Cocksucker Companion Piece)
Monday, May 18, 2009
How could I forget to mention one of my favorite lines of my interaction with Chipmunk. After he slowrolled me, he asked me what I had. I was incredulous. Lord knows I wasn't going to give up free information after he slowrolled me. So, I did what any mature individual would do. I gave him the middle finger.
"I had one of these, okay?! Even better," I acted as though I was reaching into my pocket with my other hand and pulled out another middle finger. "There. I had a pocket pair. Fucker."
Tee hee.
Until next time, make mine poker!
posted by Jordan @ 4:11 PM,
3 Comments:
- At 8:12 PM, 1Queens Up1 said...
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My hero!
- At 9:59 PM, TripJax said...
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Long live the man who can type tee hee.
- At 12:46 AM, qdpsteve said...
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LOL! Now that's a hand... :-)