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Donkeys Always Draw Invitational


A HighOnPoker and TripJax Production

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all sizes. Presenting due to self-indulgent demand, the SNG to end all SNGs. The hype-master himself Jordan from HighOnPoker and blogger of the stars TripJax invite you to join them and a plethora of bloggers and readers alike in the first ever:
Donkeys Always Draw Invitational
Wednesday, December 28. 2005 9PM
PokerStars, Private Tournament
Password: blogsaregay

$10 Buy-in
Enter and you can enjoy an all expenses-paid trip to Poker Land. See wonderful amazing acts like the Hammer Drop, the GCox Suckout, and Sir Waffle's Amazing Tiltopoly! See Veneno show up late and harass the crowd with her chat! See international sensation Little Acorn Man, kid extraordinaire DP, and Kipper and his vaudeville act straight from his stint in the Poconos. See the reclusive rarely seen DNasty in his first ever off-Broadway play. See Dave Roose making his blogger-game premiere. Be the first to watch as Jordan makes a jack ass of himself by being the first person out of his own tournament. NEW PLAYER: Celebrity poker player Sir Al Can't Hang!

But wait there is more!
  • On top of fame, fortune and respect, the winner of the DADI will receive two decks of Copag high-quality poker cards, made to withstand spills, bends, and diaper rashes. Prize provided by Jordan from HighOnPoker.
  • Knock out Jordan (HighOnPokr), and you can rename High On Poker for one week (prize inspired by DoubleAs)!
  • Knock out TripJax and win a glass card coaster!
  • Knock out Surflexus and win a cool "poker package" of assorted goodies and a framed autographed copy of his first blog entry!
  • Knock out Al Can't Hang and win a copy of Al Can't Hang and BadBlood's Thrash Metal CD!
  • Knock out Daddy and win an autographed copy of your favorite Snailtrax post!
  • Knock out LadyFalcon and win an autographed copy of Double Stuffer Pt. IV!
  • Knock out Boobie Lover and win the book Professional Poker!
I want to thank everyone who has offered bounties. I think that this excessive amount of bounties will make this tournament like no other before it.

Let the Games Begin!!!

posted by Jordan @ 5:00 PM,

19 Comments:

At 9:52 AM, Anonymous dnasty13 said...

Already signed up!

Have you ever used this one to tilt someone? "Why do bad players always have their ugly kids as their avatar?" I dropped that one on someone today

D

 
At 10:30 AM, Anonymous dnasty13 said...

your comments hate me apparently

 
At 10:30 AM, Anonymous dnasty13 said...

see third times a charm.

Damn this blog!!!

 
At 10:47 AM, Anonymous Jordan from HighOnPoker said...

It's the new F with DNasty feature offered from Blogger.com! Patience, young grasshopper.

 
At 12:01 PM, Anonymous Chipper said...

Well shucks. I may just have to take you up on this offer. As I so often donk away my chips - whats another tournament! If I'm awake and sober and able to click a mouse, then I'll do my best to participate in the DADI SNG.

 
At 3:33 PM, Anonymous TripJax said...

I think we're on to something here J. I am obviously in. And as many as want to play can join. Should be good times...

 
At 3:56 PM, Anonymous Jordan from HighOnPoker said...

I encourage all bloggers participating to think of possible bounties. I think it could make for an interesting game. It doesn't have to be anything big. Look around for gambling and poker-related crap you have that you don't need. Maybe one of your used poker books or something. Might just shake things up.

And Trip, I'm sure we are onto something. But for me its all self-indulgent. I have the best time when playing with bloggers and I ususally cannot make the WWDN tourneys or other events, so I might as well set up my own.

GCox suggested that it might be every 2 wks. That's possible, I guess, but I'd be happy if it were once a month.

 
At 5:53 PM, Anonymous kipper said...

I am almost half tempted to onk away my July 1995 Shana Hiatt issue of Playboy...But then again she is old news

 
At 8:34 PM, Anonymous Jordan from HighOnPoker said...

We have 10 players registered so far and we are more than 24 hrs until game time.

 
At 9:07 PM, Anonymous AlCantHang said...

lol.

Looks great. I've been a lurker for awhile.

I will offer up my own bounty. He/she who knocks me out will get a copy of the AlCantHang/BadBlood Bible of Thrash CD.

yeah, yippee. It's the best I can do.

Cheers

 
At 11:12 PM, Anonymous TripJax said...

I want that CD. Look out ACH. I also want surflexus' goodies and Jordan's cards. I am thinking up a bounty for myself and I'll probably want to have it too so I may have to knock myself out. If I make a bonehead move and, in essence, knock myself out, can I keep my bounty?! No?! Dohl!

I'll post my bounty tomorrow morning.

 
At 12:17 AM, Anonymous cmitch said...

I will try to play if I get back from the Casino in time. :)

 
At 9:22 AM, Anonymous Veneno said...

Can't wait to start the harassment..lol

See ya!

 
At 10:02 AM, Anonymous TripJax said...

I have added my own bounty...check my site...

 
At 10:23 AM, Anonymous Jordan from HighOnPoker said...

There were 11 registered for the tourney as of this morning. I will not post right now, because I want this to be foremost in my blog, and I don't have much to say anyway. I look forward to playing later tonight. See you all there.

 
At 10:49 AM, Anonymous Daddy said...

I'm in.
I think.

Anyone who knocks me out gets an autographed script (courier font) of their favorite SnailTrax post.

That and $17 could get you a nice sub sandwich.

 
At 11:24 AM, Anonymous Jordan from HighOnPoker said...

Thank you Daddy.

 
At 2:41 PM, Anonymous Wes aka Boobie Lover said...

The person that knocks me out (since I have no shot at winning this) gets the book Professional Poker.

 
At 4:29 PM, Anonymous Lady Falcon said...

Whoever knocks me out gets my autographed copy of "Double Stuffed Part IV."

 

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