Hello Fellow Perverts, Gamblers & Alcoholics
This is going to be the last e-mail before the big night for Jordan. I just wanted to make sure everyone was informed of the money they owed, where to meet, what time, and what to bring, etc...
First off, I know a couple of people are actually going on Friday night. Whoever these people are have some serious issues. But for the most part, you guys are leaving on Saturday. Now, here lies the problem, getting everyone together at the same time to collect money, talk about how we're going to fit this amount of people into one room along with the entertainment, etc... My suggestion is to meet at my room at 8pm since girls come at 9:30pm, and we can get to drinking.
If you call me and let me know your ETA of when you get there, I'll tell you the room number & where to meet up before, but I still would like everyone to meet up at my room at 8pm so we can get this thing started. Again, you HAVE to call and let me know what's up (my # is at the bottom).
I'll break it down easy so all you slow folk can remember this:
FAQ
1) How much money do I need to bring?
Room: ~$50 (depends on how many people per room - but it is about $200 / night and I'm figuring 4 people in a room, so if you know you have more or less in your room, I'm pretty sure you can figure it out, but if you can't give Jordan a call, he's pretty good with that math shit)
Girls (w/o extras): $50
Total: $100
Gambling: all you
Drinks: it is a casino, drinks are free at the tables, but we are telling people to bring their own beer / bottles of liquor and we'll store it in one of our rooms in the bathtub or something with ice, not like you dirty fuckers are going to shower anyway (thanks Jeff)
2) What time should I be there?
You can come whenever you like. Check in for us is at 2pm, so anytime before that you'll be waiting around with your shit for the room to be ready. I know my brother and some people are leaving around 1030am to make it there by 1 or so, sounds like a good plan to me. But PLEASE call and let me know what your status is, I also want to get a head count for room & entertainment
3) Where are we meeting?
Call me and let me know when you get there so I can give you the room numbers. We are all meeting in one place at my room (room number TBA) which is where the entertainment is also at. Time to meet will be 8pm
3) What should I bring?
Toothbrush, underwear, socks .. or be like me and wing it .. I would like it if people brought some beer, and maybe one or two people bring some liquor. If some people want to get some of those little plastic shot cups, that would be awesome and some solo cups would be great too!! I'll be bringing a bottle of Soco & some lime (my fav). But basically, BYOB.
4) Where am I going?
Showboat Casino & Hotel, Atlantic City, NJ -- for directions, I suggest going to mapquest or yahoo or some shit, but it's not that hard.. once you get on the thruway, it's a straight shot
5) How can I get a ride?
If you need a ride or you have room in your car, please let us know ASAP!! .. I know of one or two people already who need rides and we're working on it.
I know some people were invited late, I do have to tell you this.. the bed situation is FIRST COME FIRST SERVED in the rooms. I know Jordan & I both have beds, but as far as the other rooms, it's a fight to the finish. I'm sure they have cots, but don't be surprised that if you come late you'll be sleeping on the floor.
Second to last thing. If you guys know you're not going to be there for the entertainment or don't want to be there and think you're getting away without paying, you should at least throw something in for Jordan's private lap dance and his share of the money. Don't be a cheap fuck!!
Last thing. I was told that if we have enough people, we can get our own poker table going. Who would be interested in this?
Any more questions, let me know ASAP
See you there!!
-Dave
There you have it! I'm excited as shit. Now to just make it through this day. I'll be arriving in AC at around 9 or 10 pm, so it's going to be a late night.
Ooooh weeeee. Poker time, baby.
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