LowOnPoker.Biz
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Me no am Bizzaro Jordan at Low on Poker, the worstest site on the intertubes. You no welcome to me site. Me no play poker last night. Me play really good. Me very passive. No like betting unless me have premium hand like 36o or 95o. Me like talking strategy. Best strategy is very passive. Fold to the money is good. Points are good. Me think points more important than money. Me like complaints about the BBT4. BBT4 is no good. Me hate free money and prizes. Me have good chance to win. Me like talk strategy. What to do when I have 49o preflop UTG? Push?! Me thought so. Me no donkey. Me won hand to stupid man playing AA. AA is no good. No play poker with letters. Play with numbers! Tripjax write about duck hunting. GCox writes about beer. Both write about poker. Schaubs writes small titles and long posts. Spoiler post is no good. Not very funny. No laugh out loud at work and catch the ire of Little Boss Man. F-train no gay! CK is Christian Nordic man. Dawn write more than ever and is best posts yet! Online poker better than live poker! Online poker is all reads! Me get reads online! Reads are not imporant in poker! Not important at all! Math is fun. Number one reason to play poker is for Maths. Me go now. Eat some kryptonite. Yummy kryptonite. Before last time, me no likey poker!
posted by Jordan @ 12:01 AM,
8 Comments:
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At 2:03 AM,
BWoP said...
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How does F-Train get to be not gay, and I end up as a Christian Nordic man???
Screw you and your April Fools nonsense.
I would shake my fist at you if I didn't have to pay royalties to Dawn Summers. -
At 9:50 AM,
Ken P said...
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Where but here would his garish April Fools layout end up being an improvement?
I can't really tell but I'm thinking this is the real, new Jordan -- compliments of wifey finally sending him out for the lobotomy. -
At 9:54 AM,
SirFWALGMan said...
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Bizzaro Jordon Play like Jordon. Bizzare that they play same.
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At 12:18 PM,
lightning36 said...
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Gawd, I used to love when Superman or Action comics had a Bizzaro storyline.
Me no like, which means me like, I think ... -
At 12:38 PM,
Schaubs said...
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Awesome stuff!
I laughed pretty hard there. Sorry for spoiling the fun, but it looks like you had lots anyway! -
At 12:42 PM,
said...
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bring the green back please.
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At 1:10 PM,
Unknown said...
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I love it!
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At 8:05 PM,
TripJax said...
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Holy crap. This just rocked my socks. Well done my friend. Think I'll have duck for dinner tonight.
